

Good Omens: The Kitten Incident (Part 2) It began with a tinkle.Good Omens: The Kitten Incident (Part 2) by *Kaytara
Many things do, broadly speaking, in the sense of being heralded by some foreboding omen or harbinger of fate. Whether it is the sound of trumpets commanding the first march to war, or a levitating stranger with technicolour wings come to tell you awkwardly about that metaphysical one-night-stand you didn't know you'd had, it was strange how great happenings tended to bring their own thunder before the lightning – and unlike more invisible instigators of doom, they almost always went down in the history books.
And so this, as well, began with a tinkle.
This particular tinkle chimed inoffensively from the little


Good Omens: The Kitten Incident (Part 1) It started with a kitten.Good Omens: The Kitten Incident (Part 1) by *Kaytara
Many things do, in fact. They rarely make the headlines, as it were, in lieu of certain reports to the proverbial higher-ups (or lower-downs, as the case may be) and are not usually something you'd receive a commendation for.* Nevertheless, you eventually tended to notice that a great many occurrences had a kitten or cat or some other member of the feline subfamily somewhere along their chain of causality.
And so this, as well, started with a kitten.
This particular kitten, a fluffy ginger, had launched itself across the road at a most inopportune moment, and would quickly have become a kitten-shaped splat if Crowl
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